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toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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deepthoughtsdeepvoice:

angelshavethephonebox:

roughkiss:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.

OH SHIT

I think Sony and Durex need to have a burn match.

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anus:

serenkitty:

anus:

how do you uninstall school

by graduating

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So I got some dolls today…

larry-liferuiners:

bloumeaway:

However my 3 year old brother was like way more excited than I was.

He was all “HARREH”

Then I proceeded to open Louis and I died a little because he was so haPPY

HES LIKE MY OWN LITTLE LARRY SHIPPER I JUST CANT DEAL

Then out came Zayn… he likes to call him “Dave”

“Ellie, can I look at their butts?” YES YOU CAN VINNY YOU DO WHATEVER YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES

cutest thing ive ever seen.

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circumcisions:

finally

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